Welcome Guest
Free Classified Ads in United States
Search Hot Links
Home >> For Sale >> Books - Comics - Magazines >> Santa, Elves, and the Gentleman

Santa, Elves, and the Gentleman | Free

Next Previous
Sponsord Link
Sponsord Link
More about this ad
  • AD Type


  • AD ID
  • Ad Posted on
    March 4, 2019
  • Ad Modified on
  • Ad Viewed:
    29 times
  • Individual
  • Member Profile
  • Member ID
  • Member Location
  • Member Since
  • Total Listed Ads
  • Condition
  • Call Me On

               Iggy Elf sees this dude walking toward him carrying the coolest birdhouse and Birdfeeder and some branches, hi they call me the Gentleman. I’ve come to show Santa and the Elves I can make so****ing out nothing Iggy goes Santa’s sleeping right now stick around he’ll be waking up soon, The Gentleman goes to Iggy see these branches doesn’t matter if it’s Oak, Birch, Pine, Cedar, I make magic happen, the Elves standing around the Gentleman when Santa comes barreling thru the Elves what’s this you can make magic, yea, see all that Wood in the Forest over there, let’s make girls and boys Christmas Presents in the summer I’ll show you how, we can put there names on the front, Santa goes how will I remember all the names? The Gentleman goes because your Santa Claus. Santa says this is enough for today we still time to hear some stories about past Christmases. Elmer Elf shares a story about this one Christmas Santa just about done delivering Christmas Presents at Miss. Williams house Santa looks over his shoulder there Miss. Williams standing under the misletoe, Santa goes I’ve got a Mrs. Claus at home then hi-tails it out of there real fast. Itchy Elf shares the next story about this one Christmas Santa always counts the Reindeer before leaving but he counts one to many Micky the Mule tryed to fit in, Santa laughs and goes Micky your not a Reindeer your a Mule brings Micky back to Santaland. Wrote six different adventures What Santa and the Elves do in the summer, working hard all week, but usually on the weekend they  go to Santa’s place for refreshments and tell stories about past Christmases. Send your email address to mine richardl210illinois@gmail.com I’ll send you back the six different adventures if you don’t like Merry Christmas, if you do like there $20 were on the honor system. Send to Richard Lofgren Cherrywood. Andover Minnesota 55304 not set up electronically CASH ONLY still believe in the US Postal Service. All in color with cool Fonts and pictures ages 0-100

Our top tips for safe and secure shopping
These tips can help you determine that you're shopping with secure and trustworthy sellers.

  • Avoid deals that are too good to be true.
  • Deal with people in your area by meeting face to face to see the item.
  • Never provide your personal or banking information.
  • See our Safety tips regarding vehicle buying and selling.
  • Follow the guide lines about How to shop online more safely?
  • How to spot scam ads?
  • How to protect yourself?
  • Were you a victim of an online scam? See our safety advice and tips
Add a Comment
Leave your comments
Comments about Santa, Elves, and the Gentleman


Free Weekly Deals
Be the first to know about new deals, offers and product updates free.

Stockkcots Help Button
Find us on Facebook